I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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