He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
