there's paper in my vomit.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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