They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
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The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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