Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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