I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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