I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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