Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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