i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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