Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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