you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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