so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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