I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
birth control should be required to get into college
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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