Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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