So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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