You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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