let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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