oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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