She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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