Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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