I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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