I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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