Ambien. No doubt about it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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