Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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