you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
