Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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