he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Randomize
