if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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