I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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