woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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