What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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