we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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