I wish I only lived at night.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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