Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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