I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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