Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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