oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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