how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
it hurts more in the daytime
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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