ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think people are normalizing furries
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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