it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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