I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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