you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Randomize
