I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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