Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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