he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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