try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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