if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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