K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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