He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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