I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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