I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
When are your genitals available?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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