I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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