Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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