so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No stitches, just platelets and will power
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
