There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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