Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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