So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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